The Late Show Goes Live To Recap The State Of The Union

Colbert jokes about press descriptions: "Feisty, fiery, heated, supreme, crunch wrap. It's late, I'm hungry

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Colbert anticipates a unique State of the Union next year, humorously mentioning a Kid Rock concert and an immigrant catapult.

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Colbert quips about critics asking Biden to dispel "old-man vibes" in Congress, where the room resembles an open casket convention.

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Colbert notes the attire contrast: Democrats in white, Republicans being described as "On the Republican side, they were white.

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Fallon jokes about post-State of the Union party cleanup and asks, "What kind of wings do you want — right wing, left wing?

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Fallon humorously highlights the historic nature of Biden's speech, mentioning it was the first time the teleprompter font size was 8,000.

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Colbert and Fallon comment on notable absences, from McConnell's physical presence to Justice Clarence Thomas choosing to recuse himself.

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